Lily Allen had nothing to “Smile” about when her dad called the cops on her after she lost her virginity.
The “Not Fair” hitmaker, 38, revealed she lost her virginity while on vacation with her famous dad, actor Keith Allen, and her brother, Alfie.
Recalling the hilarious faux pas, the British singer told comedian Alan Carr on his “Life’s A Beach” podcast that she enjoyed a secret summer romance that saw her sneak off to visit her crush frequently.
After her dad noticed that Lily wasn’t around, he thought she had gone missing and swiftly called the police.
“I actually went missing,” she explained. “I lost my virginity to a guy called Fernando in Brazil. When I was about 12, no I am joking.”
“They thought I actually went missing. I went to his hotel room, and I was on holiday with my dad and brother, and obviously didn’t come back to my room,” she added.
Adding that she had “slept in the next day,” the “The Fear” singer recalled, “I woke up and there was police all over the hotel. They were literally combing the beach and had T-shirts [asking], ‘Is this what she was wearing?’ I didn’t have the heart to say, no, I was just losing my virginity.”
“It was all a bit traumatic, and I didn’t have sex again then for a while,” Allen, who claimed in 2018 to have sex with her father’s friend when she was 14, said.
Lily has since settled down and found love with “Stranger Things” star David Harbour, whom she married in 2020.
The pair enjoyed a low-key Las Vegas wedding attended by her two daughters Ethel and Marnie, whom she shares with her ex-husband Sam Cooper.
The pair tied the knot in 2011 before ultimately parting ways in 2018.
As for her relationship with her dad, the singer has long been open about the hardships the pair have faced in previous years.
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The pair, who are currently estranged from each other, were embroiled in a public row in recent years after Lily called her dad a “self-saboteur” and took a stab at his career in her 2018 memoir, “My Thoughts Exactly.”
Keith has responded to his daughter’s choice of words, telling The Guardian, “That’s true, yeah. I couldn’t channel anything. You could say I wasted a lot of years. You could also say I had a f–ing great time.
“I was in at the beginning for a lot of things. I presented one of the first ‘yoof TV’ shows. I was one of the first performers at the Comedy Store.”